This one happened just the other day.....

"Wow, don't they have a cream or something for that?"

I almost responded with a really snarky tone "Sure! It's from the same company that made that pill to be taller. I guess you haven't tried that."

Yeah, this person was a little vertically challenged.

Instead, I smiled and remembered the last time my brother played an epic prank on me. I've decided to be polite and not delve into details. The folks that love me won't care - same reason I wore a short sleaved wedding gown!
Sarah & Son
"Today is the Tomorrow that you worried about Yesterday, and all is well"